There are trends that I would rather not say I participated in. Purple overalls. Beanie Babies. Saying "no duh." Abercrombie and Fitch. You get the idea. Of course hindsight is 20/20. I mean, why did anyone believe that Beanie Babies were going to be worth millions?? Well, I feel like I've learned a few things in all those years of being swayed by the moment. Therefore, here are some things I'm proud to say I did not take part in...
*Disclaimer: No shame on you if you did these things below. We all make mistakes, you know?
5. Furby. Just say no to creepy, talking animals. Though, I hear they're making a comeback, so I'll have to make sure Harper steers clear, too.
4. Pirate pants. Or Aladdin pants. These were basically modern culottes. Like this:
3. The Simpsons/Beavis and Butthead/Southpark. I'd actually like to thank my parents for not letting me watch these. I have always loved that I have no idea who these people are, or what makes them so funny. I'm pretty confident that I didn't miss anything.
2. Doc Martins. Ok, I'll be honest. I really wanted a pair of these. Buuuuut I didn't get any. So now I'll just throw it in your face that I didn't stoop to paying a million dollars for shoes that probably messed with your posture. So there. But if you still have some laying around...
1. The Lady Gaga/Katy Perry/Nicki Minaj/Kesha/Rihanna trend. I just don't think that being weird and edgy for weird and edgy's sake should make you famous. I'm sure they all have talent, but I can't tell because the pink wigs and bacon dresses are blurring my vision. I don't really think Rihanna is that weird or edgy but I just don't want to hear about how she found love in a hopeless place ever, ever again.
Any trends you're proud to say you abstained from?
Abigail
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